hi, i'm alyssa.

ahahah. she’s so great.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:53:33 -0500

ahahah. she’s so great.

holy shit i'm back.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:49:10 -0500

my computer no longer has a virus from pornhub.

I'M FINALLY ON A COMPUTER.

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:14:30 -0500

omg okay so i haven’t been able to use the computer since last thursday (for apparent reasons) but right now i’m in virginia visiting my grandparents. and they have a computer. thank god.

my life is just as boring as ever but here is what has happened during my lack of computer access.

on friday danielle came over to bake cookies for gio and baby charley. she came wearing super huge ghetto pants so she had to change into my booty shorts and it took me like an hour to find them but it was ok. and then i hadn’t eaten all day so we decided to order sushi but we were afraid to call ourselves so we called a bunch of people to call for us but no one would do it!!! and i couldn’t use my computer. so we did not know what to do. until we realized we could use our sidekicks. so we ordered via sidekick. and then, since we’re retired 5 year olds, we were all like, “hey, we should dress up like idiots when we answer the door.” so she put on some weird 80’s workout outfit, and i put on a dress and some nikes and we was lookin’ fresh. we also paid the sushi man with a bunch of change and a plastic token and drew him a beautiful picture of lady gaga. he smilied very wide as we answered the door. it was great.

here is a pointless picture of the money.

and my beautiful sushi,

after we ate we made the cookies. they were delish.

and then danielle had to leave and i was bored for the rest of the night. the end.

THEN ON SATURDAY IT SNOWED LIKE 25 INCHES. so intense. except my finger is in the way in the picture.

uhhh, instead of going out in the snow i just played this. all day.

on sunday my grandmother on my dad’s side came to visit and she’s one of those crazy fundamentalist christians. so. that was fun. i also played dr. robotnik’s mean bean machine for the rest of that night.

i didn’t have school on monday so i watched yo gabba gabba on demand pretty much all day. i don’t even know what my life is anymore. that show is taking over my life one episode at a time.

on tuesday i gave bbycharley and gio the cookies! well elisa did because she wanted to but i was still there. and bbycharley was so happy!!! and omg she was just so cute. i wanted to hug her.

i can’t remember what happened on wednesday.

yesterday we drove 5 hours to virginia to visit my family for christmas, so that’s what i’ve been doing the last two days. i haven’t opened christmas gifts from my parents yet because they’re at home but so far i’ve just gotten giftcards from my family. we go back home tomorrow night so i get to open the rest of my presents on sunday. anddd the super cool asian guy was able to fix my computer so i get it back on monday!

i leave you with a picture my cousin.

dear tumblr,

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:06:46 -0500

uh. my computer is currently being fixed so i probably won’t be on in like.. the next week. i’m having severe tumblr withdrawals. nabil is a fag0t. the end.

oh you know. just danielle illustrating our bamboozle planz.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:33:16 -0500

oh you know. just danielle illustrating our bamboozle planz.

december 17th 2009:

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:19:44 -0500

the day pornhub ruined my life.

(via expecto-patronum)lol hi

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:01:00 -0500

(via expecto-patronum)

lol hi

movieoftheday: Danny: So I guess this is where I tell you what...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:53:17 -0500

movieoftheday:

Danny: So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it. Derek says it’s always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can’t top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you’d like. ‘We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.’

fucking love this movie.

did you wrong (frankmusik remix) - the clik clik.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:05:06 -0500

did you wrong (frankmusik remix) - the clik clik.

tomorrow is teacher recommendation day.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:55:54 -0500

and i’m failing geometry.

so guess who’s gonna be in the retarded class for algebra II next year!

(via mermaidsareflying)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:49:48 -0500

(via mermaidsareflying)

i don't know.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:52:00 -0500

i’m so into my thoughts lately that i hardly talk to anyone, i can’t even really communicate and i can never explain things and i stutter more than ever and i keep forgetting everything. and all i ever care about lately is how other people act and how much i hate it. but i don’t say anything about it, i just keep it inside my head and i keep getting angrier (that doesn’t even look like a legitimate word right now) and then i get to this point where i get so pissed at myself and kldsjfowueoijs ofijsdfiweohjdjfklmsfdljkwet,.dfoijlk4 mt6,rgoilkmwes,fdoijlkmet

what am i even saying.

i would just like to go back to march/april/may please. this school year is killing me.

sleepyhead (starsmith remix ft. ellie goulding) - passion...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:55:01 -0500

sleepyhead (starsmith remix ft. ellie goulding) - passion pit.

omggg cutest remix ever.

samdesantis:(via nrrdgrrrl)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:14:24 -0500

samdesantis:(via nrrdgrrrl)

my weekend.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:12:13 -0500

friday was nice because i went to danielle’s and we all watched mean girls and danielle’s 8 year old brother’s computer had a shortcut icon on his desktop called “OWW! my penis” and we laughed about it for about 10 minutes.

on saturday i was mad because i had to wake up at like 10:30 to go pick up nina since she has to be a boombirt and live an hour and a half away. we met up at some random wawa in a place called barnegat. then we came back to my house and did nothing for a long time. except nina kept stealing pokeymcslow and taking pictures of stupid shit. but it’s okay. and she made a mess with the easy mac. and and and she did my panic at the disco puzzle.

then everyone came, and it was dissapointing because a few people couldn’t make it. but i still enjoyed it. i’ll summarize in bulletins.

cold chicken nuggets
dancing pedro
dance parties
lady gagagagaga
play doh
silly string all over the fucking place
sushi
we found out what happened to peggy
scrabble
intense games of trouble
i don’t even know

and i love how we woke up at like 7 this morning to watch phineas and ferb. who does that?!

anyway. kimmy wrote me the best letter ever.

makes me miss last school year so much. but when do i not miss last school year.

Photo

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:27:52 -0500

dividedbythesea: yay i look so jewish!!!

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:00:03 -0500

dividedbythesea:

yay

i look so jewish!!!

thatpartylastnightwas:sixstepfailure: 2pac vs. The Aranbee Pop...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:54:57 -0500

thatpartylastnightwas:sixstepfailure:

2pac vs. The Aranbee Pop Symphony Orchestra - All Eyez On Me vs. Bittersweet Symphony

Lucia would appreciate this. I think.

Audio

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:46:40 -0500

dividedbythesea: alyssa do you have any puzzles YES.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:10:52 -0500

dividedbythesea:

alyssa do you have any puzzles

YES.